15 Funny Christmas Stocking Fillers

Check out our awesome Christmas stocking fillers for 2017.

Are you stuck for ideas on what to buy your family and friends this Christmas? Well, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered.

GuF4 have teamed up with Amazon.com to bring you some of the best and funniest Christmas stocking fillers on the internet.

1) I want to be a nice person, but everyone is so stupid mug.

Amuse your family and friends with this funny mug. Always great for a good laugh at work or at home.

Get it here from Amazon: http://amzn.to/2Btvs1L

 

2) Middle finger novelty umbrella

Let the weather (or people) know how you really feel with this awesome automatic folding windproof umbrella.

Grab it from Amazon here: http://amzn.to/2zLdoCX

 

3) The Guzzle Buddy

 Turn your wine bottle into a glass! It looks like a wine glass with a wine stopper on the bottom where you’d normally find a stem. But when jammed into the neck of a bottle, instead of sealing up your Chardonnay, the Guzzle Buddy allows you to drink it straight from the bottle like you were sipping from a wine glass. Perfect for helping you make it through the family gatherings.

See it on Amazon here: http://amzn.to/2hY1OZK

 

4) Cards Against Humanity

There’s nothing like a highly offensive card game to bring all of the family together over the holidays.

From Amazon: http://amzn.to/2hXCJyd

 

5) Classic Coir Funny Mat.

Offend your more prudish visitors, make your friends chuckle and keep your floors dirt free with this brilliant comedy door mat.  🙂

Check it out:  http://amzn.to/2BslKwi

 

 

6) Zero Fucks Given Coins.

Give someone a token of your appreciation by making it rain “zero fucks given” coins on them. Next time someone comes at you with their self involved problems, just flick one of these coins their way and happily walk off.

See these awesome coins here: http://amzn.to/2zLFT3w

 

7) Smart Lawn Mower

Ok, it’s not funny but it’s pretty useful. It works in rain or shine, on smooth or rough terrain, on slopes up to 35 degrees, and automatically returns to its charging station after finishing the job.

Check it out: http://amzn.to/2k5PA5R

 

 

8) Motorised Drink Cooler.

Don’t let a silly driving suspension stop you from enjoying your right to recklessly cruise around while drinking! With the cooler scooter you can stay mobile while keeping your beers as cold as the rockies. ‘Murica salutes you!

http://amzn.to/2k5hdMf

 

9) 50 Ways To Eat Cock.

Know someone who likes to eat cock? Well, This is the original book about eating cock! All other “cock” books are impostors! So don’t be fooled!

Check it out:  http://amzn.to/2icf3dl

 

10) Black Water.

Experience the power of the dark side of h2o with natural black water. Enriched with fulvic acid that creates a natural black color, this unusual bottled water will quench your thirst and melt your brain as you have your world turned upside down.

http://amzn.to/2iZKfcD

 

11) Salt Firing Shotgun.

Solve your fly problem once and for all with the BUG-A-SALT 2.0. This new and improved model uses less salt and offers MORE POWER, holding up to 80 rounds so that you can annihilate every pesky house fly in one murderous evening.

See it here: http://amzn.to/2iZNf

 

12) Fart Neutralizing Pads.

Kiss the days of having to control your flatulence goodbye by using one of these fart gas neutralizing pads. They adhere discreetly to clothing and contain antimicrobial activated charcoal technology that kill the stench before innocent bystanders suffer.

Check it: http://amzn.to/2BuGrbd

 

13) Fuck Feelings Book.

Therapy is expensive. Save yourself time and money by learning how to get over life’s problems on your own by reading the Fuck Feelings book. Penned by an actual psychiatrist and his comedy writer daughter, it’ll help you tackle life’s most important issues.

Go to Amazon here: http://amzn.to/2hXRwJf

14) Twerking Santa Claus.

Christmas will never be the same again with this electric twerking Santa Claus toy!

Watch him shake his booty: http://amzn.to/2juqdGN

 

15) Sex Panther Cologne.

Banned in nine countries for its sexual potency, Sex Panther cologne is known to make you an irresistible object of interest to the ladies. This pungent cologne is made with bits of real panther. 60% of the time, it works every time.

Check it out here: http://amzn.to/2BsJksN

 

That completes our list of the best funny stocking fillers of 2017. We hope you all have a wonderful Christmas and enjoy your holidays!

 

Disclosure: The links above are affiliate links. If you click through to Amazon.com, GuF4 will make a small commission on any purchase made.

 

 

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