HAMILTON, OH – A Hamilton man with a long history of public indecency convictions was arrested once again for having sex with a pool float. (Seriously!!!!)
Edwin Tobergta, 35, was arrested Wednesday morning after someone caught the weird guy standing naked on Route 4. HAVING SEX WITH A FREAKING POOL TOY!!! According to the police report, the weird person was in plain view of the road and local businesses.
He was charged with public indecency and contempt of court. (No crap LOL).
Tobergta was previously arrested in June of 2013 after he engaged in sex with a pool float outside of his house in front of several children. He plead guilty to that offense and was sentenced to 11 months in prison but was released early. Once again, proving that our prison system does not rehabilitate.
In August of 2011 he was arrested for a similar offense involving having sex with a pink swimming pool raft.
In 2002, he was caught having sex with an inflatable pumpkin that was part of a Halloween display.
Seriously, how many times is this guy going to get arrested before he stops sexing up pool toys? Not to mention, how the heck do you penetrate a pool toy? I mean either he’s the most creative person ever, or he’s just rubbing his junk on plastic. Either way, I’m not inviting him to my pool party.